God of the Goblins


17 year old who fucks Peter Pan. Follow my Blog and Unicorns will fly out of your Cunt




ithotyouknew:

Girls are running around in blue lipstick with glitter on our eyes and guys really still think we do our makeup for them…

unpresentable:

when you want to transfer your photos from your phone to laptop and you see all the selfies you made….

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-sharkbites:

jonnovstheinternet:

In Romania they have box Vodka.

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It’s 37.5% and it comes with a fucking straw.

perfect for school lunches

homophobed:

unwomanlythoughts:

microaggressions:

When a financial institution asks me my “mother’s maiden name” as a security question. Because it’s assumed that I have at least one and no more than one mother in my life AND that she married AND that she gave up her own name AND that that part of her identity was erased enough from my public history so as to be a password to access my private information.

Holy crap, I never realized.

chill